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Saturday, November 20, 2010 at 8:00 PM

Celebrity Autobiography

Starring: Scott Adsit, Rachel Dratch, Kristen Johnston, Eugene Pack, Dayle Reyfel, & Alan Zweibel

 

How does Vanna flip her panels? What does Stallone have in his freezer? Why did Burt and Loni topple from the upper tier of their wedding cake? What makes the Jonas Brothers get along? Find all this out and more in the new hit comedy “Celebrity Autobiography” where super star memoirs are acted out live on stage. Audiences walk away from the show asking, “ Did they actually write that?” Yes, we couldn’t make this stuff up!

Created and developed by Emmy Award nominated writer-performer Eugene Pack and Dayle Reyfel, “Celebrity Autobiography” features a first rate comedic ensemble performing from the actual memoirs of a wide range of celebrities. The passages run the gamut from the “poetry” of Suzanne Somers to the shocking “romance tips” from Tommy Lee to the most famous Hollywood love triangle in history---Elizabeth Taylor, Debbie Reynolds and Eddie Fisher. And what’s remarkable and unforgettably hilarious---It’s all in their own words. Running for three sold out years in New York; “Celebrity Autobiography” recently won the 2009 Drama Desk Award and the 2010 Bistro Award. The show has been one of the most critically acclaimed productions ever in the Off-Broadway scene and one of the most “buzzed about shows” of recent years.

Scott Adsit was raised in Chicago where he worked on the Second City Mainstage & ETC stages and at the Steppenwolf Theater. He won a Joseph Jefferson award for Best Actor his work at the Second City. He now lives in New York where he currently performs in several shows at the UCB Theater, Adsit & Gausas, Gravid Water and Let's Have A Ball. Film credits include The Italian Job, For Your Consideration, Last Night, Mr. Tambourine Man, The Terminal, Without A Paddle, Admissions, Kicking & Screaming, Be Cool and The Informant!. His TV credits include: Moral Orel, Law And Order SVU, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Life On Mars, Monk, Huff, Tenacious D, CSI Miami, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Stacked, Dharma and Greg and his new show for Adult Swim, Mary Shelly's Frankenhole. Scott also plays Pete Hornberger on NBC's 30 Rock.

Rachel Dratch grew up in Lexington, Massachusetts. After graduating from Dartmouth College with a degree in Drama and Psychology, she moved out to Chicago where she studied with Del Close at Improvolympic. She was on the house team, "Victim's Family" with Adam McKay. Rachel went on to tour with the Second City Touring Company and eventually advanced to the Second City Mainstage where she appeared in four revues: Pinata Full Of Bees, Citizen Gates, Paradigm Lost, and Promisekeepers Losers Weepers. For the latter two, she received the Joseph Jefferson Award for Best Actress in a Revue. After leaving the mainstage, she wrote and performed in the 2-person sketch show "Dratch and Fey" with Tina Fey. The show was seen at Second City, Upright Citizens Brigade Theater in NYC, and the Aspen Comedy Festival. In the fall of 1999, Rachel joined the cast of "Saturday Night Live" (1975), where she performed for 7 years. Her memorable characters include Boston teen "Denise", the "Lovers" professors with Will Ferrell, junior high school student "Sheldon", and "Debbie Downer".

Kristen Johnston played Sally Solomon on the hit television series “3rd Rock from the Sun” for which she won two Emmy awards for best supporting actress. Johnston was recently nominated for a 2010 Drama Desk Award (outstanding lead actress in a play) for her performance as Lily Darnley in the Mint Theater Company’s hit production of “So Help Me God!” which ran at the Lucille Lortel. She is a longtime member of the Atlantic theater company. Kristen’s other theater credits include “Love Song” on the West End; “The Women” on Broadway; “Much Ado About Nothing,” “Twelfth Night,” and "The Skin Of Our Teeth" at the Public Theater in Central Park; off-Broadway plays such as “Baltimore Waltz” and “Aunt Dan and Lemon;” and Atlantic's productions “The Lights” by Howard Korder at Lincoln Center (Drama Desk Award nomination best supporting actress) and "Scarcity" by Lucy Thurber. Kristen has appeared on numerous TV shows including “ER,” “Ugly Betty,” and “Bored To Death.” She also had a memorable turn as Lexi Featherstone, the party girl who falls out a window on “Sex and the City.” Kristen Johnston made her screen debut in the short film "The Debt," which won a number of awards at international film festivals including the 1993 Cannes Film Festival. Her other film credits include a cameo role in “Finding Bliss,” “Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me,” “The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas,” “Strangers with Candy,” “Music & Lyrics,” and “Bride Wars.” She'll also be seen in the upcoming film "Vamps" written and directed by Amy Heckerling. Johnston teaches acting both privately and at NYU (the Atlantic Acting School) and is in the process of writing her first book for Simon & Schuster. She currently resides in New York City. 

WATCH KRISTEN JOHNSTON READ MR. T

 

Eugene Pack is the creator of the Off-Broadway hit comedy sensation "Celebrity Autobiography" which won the Drama Desk Award in the category of "Unique Theatrical Experience." Pack is also an Emmy Award-nominated writer and TV producer. He was nominated for Outstanding Writing for Variety, Comedy or Music for the special "America: A Tribute to Heroes," which won the Emmy for Outstanding Special. Pack is the creator and executive producer of the popular CMT series "Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team," now in its fifth season, "Back to the Grind” (TV Land), and "What I Hate About Me"(Style). As a playwright, he has written (and performed) the critically acclaimed one man shows "The Senior" and "Something Flexible With Meaning" and the play "Elinor Adjusting.” His play “Stan The Man,” developed at Theatre West, was optioned for the screen. His most recent work “Columbus and Amsterdam” was workshopped with the Naked Angels at Vassar College’s NY Stage and Film Company. Pack collaborated with Motown founder Berry Gordy on his autobiographical musical “To Be Loved”. He is a graduate of New York University where he studied with David Mamet and the Practical Aesthetics Workshop and Playwrights Horizons.

 

Dayle Reyfel is a winner of the 2009 Drama Desk Award as one of the creators of Celebrity Autobiography along with Eugene Pack. Dayle was executive producer for the Bravo special of Celebrity Autobiography, as well as a performer. She was executive producer for E! Entertainment's In Their Own Words, segment producer/director for Bravo's A list Awards, and a creative consultant for the G4 Network. Dayle is also an award-winning playwright for her play "Slip/Knot" and her new play "No Annabel Here" will be produced next year.
 

An original Saturday Night Live writer, Alan Zweibel has won multiple Emmy, Writers Guild of America, and TV Critics awards for his work in television which also includes It’s Garry Shandling’s Show (which he co-created and executive produced) Monk and Curb Your Enthusiasm. In films, he co-wrote the screenplays for Dragnet, North, and The Story of Us. He wrote the popular children’s book, Our Tree Named Steve and the 2006 Thurber Prize winning novel, The Other Shulman. His humor has appeared in such diverse publications as Esquire, The Atlantic Monthly, The New York Times Op-Ed page, The Los Angeles Times Sunday Magazine, The Huffington Post and MAD Magazine. Alan’s theatrical contributions include the play Bunny Bunny – Gilda Radner: A Sort of Romantic Comedy which he adapted from his best-selling book. He also collaborated with Billy Crystal on the Tony Award winning play 700 Sundays, as well as Martin Short’s Broadway hit Fame Becomes Me. A frequent guest on talk shows such as “Late Night with David Letterman”, Alan recently received an honorary PhD. from the State University of New York and in February the Writers Guild of America gave him a Lifetime Achievement Award. Alan is currently finishing his next theatrical venture titled “Sunday Nights at 8:00” to be directed by Jerry Zaks, executive producing a mini-series on the history of comedy with Steve Carell and David Steinberg, is writing a one-man show for Dick Van Dyke, has just completed an animated pilot titled “Womb With A View” and is dramatizing his most recent book – a collection of his short stories and essays titled “Clothing Optional” - for an upcoming New York theatrical production. But the production that Alan is most proud of is the family he’s co-produced with his wife Robin, their children Adam, Lindsay and Sari, and their grandchildren Zachary and Alexis.

WATCH CELEBRITY AUTOBIOGRAPHY ON CARSON DALY

2009 DRAMA DESK AWARD WINNER

“THE FUNNIEST SHOW IN TOWN, HANDS DOWN” - NEW YORK POST.

"A COOL NIGHT OUT” - ROLLING STONE MAGAZINE

“UNLESS YOU WANT TO SPRITZ GIN ALL OVER THE FELLOW IN FRONT OF YOU, PUT THE MARTINI GLASS DOWN” - NEW YORK TIMES

“THE FUNNIEST DOCU-THEATER STUNT OF THE YEAR!” – TIME MAGAZINE!

"THE BEST OFF BROADWAY CONCEPT EVER!" - CITY GUIDE

“SIDE-SPLITTINGLY FUNNY" - SAN FRANCISCO CHRONICLE

"YOU WEEP-WITH LAUGHTER" – NY DAILY NEWS

"AWESOME AND HILARIOUS" - VARIETY

"INSPIRED" - THE NEW YORKER

"HILARIOUSLY TOLD! BIG YUKS ENTERTAINMENT" - NEW YORK TIMES

“WHAT COULD BE FUNNIER THAN CELEBRITIES READING FROM THE HEARTFELT WRITINGS OF OTHER CELEBRITIES” - NEW YORK POST

‘CELEBRITY AUTOBIOGRAPHY,’ ONE OF NYC’S MOST BUZZED-ABOUT SHOWS. ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY

AN UPROARIOUS TELL-ALL CANTATA … THIS IS TICKLING ENTERTAINMENT. LOS ANGELES TIMES

"BRILLIANT" - NEW YORK MAGAZINE.

THE AUDIENCE HOWLED AT CELEBRITY AUTOBIOGRAPHY - PAGE SIX NY POST

CELEBRITY AUTOBIOGRAPHY IS A BICOASTAL HIT - NEWSDAY

"HILARIOUS” - IN STYLE MAGAZINE

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